10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi