10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!