10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."