10 Random Poker Quotes

• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "No river, no fish."
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."