10 Random Poker Quotes

How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
Fold and live to fold again
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
in the poker game of life women are the rake
women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
"You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim