10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.