10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom