10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Welcome to kicker school