10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.