10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Welcome to kicker school
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.