10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer