10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Poker is for loners.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!