10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.