10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die