10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Poker is for loners.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP