10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!