10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike