10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers