10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant