10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.