10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986