10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."