10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.