10 Random Poker Quotes

• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• It's Free To Fold...
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986