10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.