10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.