10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Fold and live to fold again
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Poker is for loners.