10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.