10 Random Poker Quotes

• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "No river, no fish."
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"