10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.