10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- It's Free To Fold...
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."