10 Random Poker Quotes

• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"