10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• im going to 2 out you to death
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Fold and live to fold again
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.