10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986