10 Random Poker Quotes

• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."