10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.