10 Random Poker Quotes

• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Never educate a stupid poker player.