10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.