10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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