10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.