10 Random Poker Quotes
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- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Welcome to kicker school
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."