10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.