10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth