10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS