10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."