10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)