10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.