10 Random Poker Quotes

• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Those eggs smell delicious!