10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth