10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.